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    Best places to get laid in Benidorm???



    Just wondering as im off there for New Years

    Im 32 so am happy to nail 20+ to 40+ women

    Anyone been before and know the best places to get some action

    Cheers

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    Good luck banging a 20 year old out there. It's full of old people.
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    its the biggest shithole i have ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradman View Post
    its the biggest shithole i have ever seen
    To be fair every former/current party place is a shithole.

    I've never been Benidorm so I can't really comment, the only thing I've noticed is that whenever anyone asks me to go on a lads holiday it's always places like Magaluf, Ibiza and Kavos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot View Post
    To be fair every former/current party place is a shithole.

    I've never been Benidorm so I can't really comment, the only thing I've noticed is that whenever anyone asks me to go on a lads holiday it's always places like Magaluf, Ibiza and Kavos.




    no, no i don't care about the party places, i just know that Benidorm is a shithole in general, its not spanish, its a holiday for Brits in garish, ugly beach ware & a competition between all the cafes to see who can do the best full english breakfast & beans on toast

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    Probably no good to you now as I went near ten year ago but basically the English strip where Beachcomber is was pretty much the second easiest place to get laid on Earth. Literally walk in, pick your chick, approach her, take back to hotel room, smash, head back to the strip, repeat.

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    was there in april for a stag and it was extremely quiet, was there for 2 nights didn't get laid but thought I had when I was mouching a bird in the 24 hr square and she invited me back to her car, got there and she wanted 50 euro I was like nah we got our wires crossed somewhere love, ill give ya tenner which she refused and said that would get me a handjob, fuck that can do it better myself

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    Benidorm is Blackpool in the sun minus the Pleasure Beach, not trying to be a cunt but its a shit choice for that kind of trip mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradman View Post
    no, no i don't care about the party places, i just know that Benidorm is a shithole in general, its not spanish, its a holiday for Brits in garish, ugly beach ware & a competition between all the cafes to see who can do the best full english breakfast & beans on toast
    This is true, me and a mate booked a week holiday out there when we was drunk, it is basically a British city in Spain full of British pubs/cafes. If you are trying to chase skirt then just go to the square its full of clubs and bars thats where the night life in Benidorm is.
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    heres the square, i don't know what time of the year this is but when i went it was a lot more busy
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoxingAnalyst View Post
    Good luck banging a 20 year old out there. It's full of old people.


    Sounds like the perfect place for Teeto to go granny smashing since the Grafton club in Liverpool closed down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BHAFC View Post
    This is true, me and a mate booked a week holiday out there when we was drunk, it is basically a British city in Spain full of British pubs/cafes. If you are trying to chase skirt then just go to the square its full of clubs and bars thats where the night life in Benidorm is.





    We drove right through the cunt of a joint after having a quick look around, that was bad enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximo View Post
    Sounds like the perfect place for Teeto to go granny smashing since the Grafton club in Liverpool closed down.
    When did the grafton close down? Is there anywhere new that does the 10 all you can drink these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradman View Post
    no, no i don't care about the party places, i just know that Benidorm is a shithole in general, its not spanish, its a holiday for Brits in garish, ugly beach ware & a competition between all the cafes to see who can do the best full english breakfast & beans on toast
    That sums up every Canary Island, two of the Balearic's and most of the southern coast of spain I was under the impression that Benidorm was a big deal late 90's to early 2000's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jun Fan View Post
    When did the grafton close down? Is there anywhere new that does the 10 all you can drink these days?
    in 2088

    It closed 2008. I think Jay Caz said on Esb he grabbed a granny before it shut though and posted some story about some oldies when he lived in chinatown.

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    I don't know drink prices, I don't go to any clubs or bars.

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