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thank u jay (chb founder)

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    1. Ilesey
      OMG :lol: :rofl :lol: :rofl

      Yes please, but not in a gay way.....unless.....no, no gay please. But yes. Yes. Yes, indeed, if you know what I mean.
    2. Chacal
      Thank you Jab, you enjoy your Sunday too.
    3. GPater
      No problem my pal, you are a good man xxx
    4. Ilesey
      Apparently peppermint tea before bed can help you sleep. I will try some and report back okay mate.

      This is serious.

      Also, I'm watching Collateral with Tom Cruise and his suit is grey.
    5. Ilesey
      Hmmmm, I'm not sure mate. Is he in da choppa?
    6. Ilesey
      Well that's a shame. What a shame. Still, when your dog kisses your ear is sounds like this "klsshhchcshkllkllkkcschlkcshklccschkok"
    7. Ilesey
      Can I have your palace address please?
    8. Ilesey
      Someone asked me for my postcode today and I gave them my name instead.
    9. Ilesey
      :lol: :lol: :lol:

      Oh, Steve. You are one fucking funny motherfucker.

      I painted my front door with gloss and it looks like a spacker has drunk green paint and licked my door to put the paint on. I now had to get a painter and decorator in to sand it down and start again. I made him a coffee. I painted my fence and this was a great success.

      Hey, man. Maybe you could come round and help? We could paint the rest of the fence and drink coffee and eat crisps (hahhahaah). We could then sip some wine on my new chairs (when I buy them) admiring our work.

      I'm so tired, bro. I'm going to put some comfy clothes on and watch a film. I have a Twix in my cupboard, and, in a little while, I'm going to go to town on that byyyaatch.

      My finger also hurts.
    10. Ilesey
      Hey...jab, jab..jab..? jab jab jab jab....jab.....jab....hey man.

      Guess what?


      Basically, right on Saturday my mate across the road (Russell) said he was going to dig these plants up, right? So I asked to help and he made me polish my car...? This is now clean. It's so clean.

      Anyway......(for heaven's sake!!!!!!!)

      He was digging up these plants so I helped. We were out there from 10:36 am to 8:15pm. It was amazing. The laughs we shared hahahahahhhahahhaa!!!!!

      So anyway today I didn't go in to work (neither did he) but not in a gay way. We went shopping and bought slate for his and my patio / front lawn.

      Stay with me here as I'm skipping large sections of this story!

      Anyway, now our lawns are great and the slutty woman from down the way has a thing for Russell. Ugh, this would make more sense if you joined Russell and I on Friday for a drink.

      I'll see you then, man. i'll see you then...
    11. Ilesey
      The land lord say your rent is late
      He may have to litigate
      Don't worry, be happy
      Look at me I am happy

    12. Ilesey
      I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. :stonk
    13. 2manyusernames
    14. Ilesey
      Did Boxed Ears reply to your visitor message?

      He's usually very good. You can chase him here if you'd like?

    15. Ilesey
      It's warm, but not hot. There are clouds blocking the sun, and some of the heat is henceforth not reaching me. :conf

      No, wait. Sun's out now.

      Edit: blocked by a cloud again, it'll be back out in 2 minutes 14 seconds.
    16. Ilesey
      B...b....bu.....but then I lose my best friend...? :staredog
    17. Slugger3000
      Hello Good Sir.. Thanks for the kind words! Im here to stay as long as this site will have me... :good
    18. Laughing Bruno
    19. Vic
      Thanks man. Tenha um boa dia, amigo.
    20. Vic
      yeah, your portuguese is not that bad...it needs to be polished though haha
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    im rocky on the outside but nice on the inside so listen to what i say if you want to be heard